You might be a redneck

The gal at the dump had a good laugh at my expense early this morning as I pulled in with a mountain of my crab apple trees. Thing was we don't have a pick up and the only way to carry loads is on a boat trailer. Branches don't stay on boat trailers well though. So, having a 12' jon boat, I loaded the trees in, 8 feet high, towing the boat on trailer behind my VW wagon. She couldn't help laughing at me. It was funny. I simply looked at her and said,"You could almost call me a redneck, but I AM driving a VW."